One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds. ~Dan Bennett
What is told in the ear of a man is often heard 100 miles away. ~Chinese Proverb
The historian amputates reality. ~Gaetano Salvemini, Historian and Scientist
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. ~Karl Kraus
No one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Math is radical! ~Bumper Sticker
The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings. ~Eric Hoffer
Hunger makes a thief of any man. ~Pearl S. Buck, quoted in You Said a Mouthful, edited by Ronald D. Fuchs
Unix is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity. ~Dennis Ritchie
Business is a combination of war and sport. ~Andre Maurois
The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
Journalists cover words and delude themselves into thinking they have committed journalism. ~Hedrick Smith
As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. ~Zachary Scott
True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander. ~Charles Caleb Colton
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation. ~Kahlil Gibran
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. ~Bob Newhart
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The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into perpetuity by a nation's proverbs, fables, folk sayings and quotations. ~William Feather
He liked to go from A to B without inventing letters between. ~John McPhee
Our tax code is so long it makes War and Peace seem breezy. ~Steven LaTourette
Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it. ~Author Unknown
Some colors exist in dreams that are not present in the waking spectrum. ~Terri Guillemets
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. ~Steven Wright
Quotations for Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Quotations will tell the full measure of meaning, if you have enough of them. ~James Murray
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. ~Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985
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