Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: Their measurements are being taken and compared. ~Erica Jong
Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right. ~Clive James
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right. ~Arthur Schopenhauer
The door to safety swings on the hinges of common sense. ~Author Unknown
It's not what if, it's what now. ~Author Unknown
No news is good news. No journalists is even better. ~Nicolas Bentley
Peace is not the absence of affliction, but the presence of God. ~Author Unknown
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out. ~Frank Sinatra
I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance. ~Steven Wright
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. ~Wilson Mizener
By speaking, by thinking, we undertake to clarify things, and that forces us to exacerbate them, dislocate them, schematize them. Every concept is in itself an exaggeration. ~Jose Ortega y Gasset
Nature decrees that we do not exceed the speed of light. All other impossibilities are optional. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. ~B.K.S. Iyengar
What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind. ~Cleveland Amory
Never support two weaknesses at the same time. It's your combination sinners - your lecherous liars and your miserly drunkards - who dishonor the vices and bring them into bad repute. ~Thornton Wilder
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. ~Monica Edwards
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. ~Sam Ewing
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. ~Billy Connolly
And what Thou art may never be destroyed. ~Emily Bronte
My body and spirit are the only things that truly belong to me. ~Carrie Latet
I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug ten people at a time. ~Drew Barrymore
Women who miscalculate are called mothers. ~Abigail Van Buren
Breaststroke is an athletic event; butterfly is a political statement. ~Paul Tsongas
What a strange narrowness of mind now is that, to think the things we have not known are better than the things we have known. ~Samuel Johnson
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